Rick and morty get swifty guest star11/13/2023 W-we get our family and portal out of here! Morty, good music comes from people who are relaxed. Why don't you, uh, find a button on one of those keyboards and lay down some kind of beat? Rick, I think we need to cut our losses. We're sorry for our increased levels of emissions and our racism and, of course, the Amber Alerts I keep ignoring on my phone. We're in the drop zone! I'm the jumpmaster! My name's Jamey- With an e-y! Go, go, go! B-but- But we don't have a song! Giant head in the sky, please forgive all that we've done. Oh! This is my favorite part! - Rick, are you really a musician? - Who's not a musician, Morty? - Me! - Yeah, not with that attitude. If sanity's been restored to this assembly, I'd like to talk about the cost of repairing our new organ. Children of God! - Ah-ta-ta-ta! Bob, Bob, I get it.īut unless this can beat that, what have you done for me lately? So, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going out onto the sidewalk, I'm dropping to my knees, and pledging my eternal soul to the thing that literally controls the I'm just gonna come out and make this pitch- The old Gods are dead.Īll hail the one true God- The giant head in the sky. Principal Vagina- The name's real, possibly Scandinavian. I beg your pardon, pastor, but the last I looked outside, it seems to be you that's been dealt the weak hand. When God deals you an 11, you don't fold! You double down! And always hit on a soft 16. People! Everyone! Remain calm! Every crisis of faith is an opportunity for more faith. Get this man and his grandson on a black hawk to Area 51. Sanchez? Are you a musician? I dabble, Mr. In two hours, there may not be an Earth to save. Sir, the magnetic poles are about to reverse. There was an earthquake and all the musicians, all the famous ones they're gone. What? How is that possible? Do people just die when I name them? The Grammys, sir. Sir, Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy- They're all dead. How do you know about that? For God's sake, Nathan, the man turns people into snakes. The-Dream? He wrote "Umbrella" and "Single Ladies"? You people haven't heard of The-Dream? You're gonna want to put them on that giant speaker system at your Sonic testing facility at Area 51. Get me Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The-Dream. The cromulon feed on the talent and showmanship of less-evolved life-forms. This head won't go away until Earth shows them it's got A hit song.Ī hit song? We can't possibly- You mean like Vivaldi? - No, Frasier.Ī live performance of a newly written, catchy original song. So you can forget about nukes, and you can forget about math. I've seen enough of the galaxy to know what we've got here is a cromulon from the signus five expanse. There's no need for any more snake-makery. No, you need to let me talk! Shut up! Hold it! Don't move! Stay back! This watch turns people into snakes! Oh! Stand down! Everybody, stand down! I'm the leader of these people, and I'm unarmed. President, what America's got is 70,000 megatons of kaboom-boom, and I say we show it right up this floating head's ass. How is praying going to help? Ma'am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather.ĭid you want to play checkers? Let's be rational! I'll see you at God's house! Gentlemen, gentlemen! One at a time! Simon? SETI, NORAD, and every broadcaster on the planet are attempting to show this being what humanity's got- String theory, world history, the human genome- Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. I'm also part of the street team inviting folks to the church downtown so we can pray together. She's allowed to think it's God if she wants, honey.ĭad, what do you know about this? Morty and I are going to look into it. Summer: Is it God? If it's God, do we get out of school? It's not God, Summer. Jim, you heard the Said- "Show me what you got. Hey, golf is easy now! Aah! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard again! The view from here is the same as yours, Jim.Ī giant head has entered earth's gravity, triggering climate change and natural disasters we thought were impossible for at least another eight years.ĭo we know what this giant head wants? Show me what you got.
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